- Pirate Guarantee
We are proud of our products & hope you will be just as proud wearing them. We only produce items that we do use & wear. If it's not good enough for us, it's not good enough for you. But occasionally we make a mistake or maybe drank to much rum & you get something you are not happy with.
So this is my Promise to You
It's simple, I want you insanely happy with your LLAP Gear, tell all your friends about us & reorder many, many times so we never run out of rum & can buy a bigger boat.
If for any reason you are not happy with your purchase, give me a call or send me an email. I will make sure we make it right & you are a Happy Pirate
Here's my email - email@example.com
& my cell - 760-861-4712
Besides, can you imagine the Karma when you tick off a Pirate?